my life begins at 40

and the first day of the rest of my life was thursday...so this is how I've planned the beginning of the second half of my life...for one I want to get married...but their are a few critera...
I've never been married...and to be honest, I just want a nice symbolic ring that we both wear...I really don't have to marry legally, cause when you marry, you marry his family, debt, and bullshit...don't know if I have the patience for that...
but I want a spouse...it's kinda late to find a "daddy" for my kids, as they are grown...choclahontas won't care, but moodmagicbarbie will shoot her special loving looks his way and show the man her extra charming sweet and loving mood on a regular basis...it will take a strong and patient man to work through that...
I am paranoid about bringing a man into my household, cause if he so much as looks at mine in the wrong way, I will kill him after the girls get through with him...
then the other thing is I'm not moving...I like my house, my life and my neighborhood...you can keep your house, and I will keep mine and we can visit...thus keeping the relationship new and fresh...cause when you get on my nerves your ass will need to go home...
but otherwise all is well...I'm actually easy going and refuse to be stressed or argue...we can agree to disagree and you are free to do you...
but I know I scare folks...the above, I guess, is proof why my ass is single...lol...
again, it will take a strong, self-assured man to be with me...but once he gets through the crazy, he will have the best (or second best next to bearmaiden) woman in the world cause I know how to treat my man like a king...